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Philip scaring some criminals that dared hurt his aibou.
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callmewingus:

130percent:

kratosaurioned:

"You’re going to regret that," Philip says, with absolute certainty. Shoutarou’s breath rattles dangerously in his chest - this will have to be fast. This will have to be Fang.

The other man snorts. “Don’t think so, right guys?” he laughs.

Philip smiles thinly, and takes the Lost Driver from around Shoutarou’s waist. “Sorry, aibou,” he murmurs, and then Fang leaps into his hand.

Wow. No. How dare you.

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Track Name: "Muffled Madoka Magica Playing in the Distance"
Played: 23489 times

mihari:

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

Mad Jester :V

7% Strength, 42% Bloodlust, 42% Intelligence, 47% Spirit, 33% Vitality and 18% Agility

Mad Jesters are master spellcasters, but because they try to mold dark and light magic into chaotic energy, their spells are often zany, underhanded, and unpredictable. Mad Jesters will use and abuse magic in ways that no other spellcaster can, and their unusual and sneaky magic always catches their opponents off guard, leading to a quick and easy defeat.”

Grand Bishop (Or, how I accidentally tapped into my magical potential)

30% Strength, 10% Bloodlust, 35% Intelligence, 48% Spirit, 28% Vitality and 25% Agility!

Grand Bishops often have few skills with weapons and they are probably the least physically powerful of all the classes. However, they are by no means the weakest class. In fact, Grand Bishops utilize some of the most powerful magic in world: the power to control time. By controlling time, Grand Bishops can change and reverse the course of events and defeat opponents that no other class could ever dream of defeating. In fact, Grand Bishops can even alter the time of an object, allowing them to fast forward that object into the future or revert it to a state in the past. As an extension, this can be used as an advanced form of healing, enabling Grand Bishops to restore severed limbs and wounds. Although time may be a powerful ally, it requires a great deal of energy and magic to manipulate, so Grand Bishops use this power sparingly. Instead, they more often use their mastery over light magic and the basic elements to battle their foes. Grand Bishops may be supremely powerful spellcasters, but they most often use their power for good rather than evil. Those who use their power for evil may abuse their power over time and fall into chaos and oblivion.

aurora1337:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

This pissed me off, like they are just colors. How do they even show what I am like

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starexorcist:

0w0b:

when someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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when someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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[text]: So how was being a pancake?
morningstararcana

unholy-keyblader:

morningstararcana:

unholy-keyblader:

[Re:]How was wha—

—the Game.

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You’re a fucking asshole.

Traumatizing; how the fuck do you think?

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His voice was shrill and it was slightly embarrassing, but Rikari decided to speak anyway. He was stable enough to be doing this stuff anyway, he just preferred to mess with people via text message instead.

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"Well excuse me. I’ve been here the whole time. You just didn’t notice because I texted you first. At least you got to die a hero’s death. I died in the arms of a trusted comerade and the entire group was crying. The group that you left behind, if I remember right."

"Wait—wait what—”

That sweet Sora, sweet normal Sora, who wasn’t a Keyblader Sora, who hadn’t lived a torturous life of being forced to be a child soldier and riddled with diseases that had no cure, a Sora who could have truly been happy and free and safe if only he’d gotten his memories back—and Aoba, that freaky white-haired fellow who’d cared so much for Sora—those people who had carried him around when he’d been unconscious, had been so kind to him—

The sudden image of the group of them sobbing over Rikari’s shattered body was almost too much for Nomura to process.  But then, the mental image of his own death, the agony and the despair and the cracks in his psyche that opened up on the keys of his phone as he bled all over it trying to text his last—

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Nomura reeled, taking a step back.

"…It wasn’t."  His voice shook; he shook his head, trying to clear it.  "…I wasn’t…a hero.  I was just…Leo Cantus was coming for them, and I was alone, and had no one to protect.  I—!”

"…I had no one to protect."

That was what he did.  He’d said it a hundred times:  that was the true nature of Darkness.  Protection.

He pulled in a deep breath, then let it bleed away.  Another, along with a surge of willpower, and the images began to trickle away with it.

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"Could you just—not talk about the Games around me, please?  Like, at all.  Ever.”  The growl in his undertone more than hinted at the consequences.

Another head-clearing sigh bled from the Dark Thing, and he refocused on the chinchilla.

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"So…you’re…adorable."

"But you’re lookin’ for a way back to human form, not compliments, I’m guessin’."

"…There won’t be any consequences if you do change back, will there?  Like…what if your condition for living is that you have to stay in this form?  If you change back, will you die?  Or…be Erased?”

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"I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine if I can assume human form again. I’m not limited by what my imagination can manifest in the real world, so even if I fall over and die immediately, I’ll be back in a few moments. The only reason I ended up in Shibuya in the first place was because I wasn’t prepared to not die at the time."

The chinchilla paused for a few seconds. He thought he should probably tell Nomura how he died.

"We killed the queen by the way. That’s how I died. I was impaled with extreme prejudice while being burnt to a crisp. I couldn’t even see or hear my teammates at the end."


Track Name: "WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?"
Played: 76140 times
the day is july 26th. the seven year anniversary of TWEWY nintendo releases a video. it begins in a darkly lit room, with ness and jigglypuff fighting. jigglypuff is about to win, when a voice calls out, "I don't thinks so!" Neku walks into the light, and it says "NEKU REAPS HIS REWARD" TWEWY fans both die because of a lack of sequel, but are brought back to life because they can play smash bros as neku.
igloo01

I’m keeping this.